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The other great way to park.
Oh, the rush of zipping around another car, missing its bumper by a tiny smidge, and slamming on the brakes as you pull into the perfect parallel spot before oncoming traffic T-bones you into oblivion! This is the heart-revving, nerve-rattling, airbag-exploding life of a Parking Star: a fantastical existence we can all now get a taste of thanks to Parking Star 3D! Alright, I can’t hide the fact that parking cars is lame, but thanks to my low expectations, after playing Parking Star 3D I almost feel like parking is really exciting.
The debate about the existence of Purgatory has been resolved! You can experience it yourself for an affordable 200 DSi Shop Points.
Boy, since jumping in video games is a lot of fun, it’s gotta be really great to play a whole game that lets you just jump, jump, jump all the way to Heaven! Ducking? Pshhhhh. Shooting? Lame. Variety? Pass. All we want is that sweet, sweet jumping! These and other idiotic statements must have been scrawled down during some malformed focus group of imbeciles when the developers of Ah! Heaven were doing preliminary planning for their amazingly boring platformer.
Available now as a DSiWare title for the Nintendo DSi, or Nintendo 3DS.
Available now as an eShop title on the Nintendo 3DS for $3.99.
Available now as a DSiWare title on the Nintendo DSi for 200 points, and is also available on the Nintendo 3DS eShop for $1.99.
After years in the industry using frustrating development tools, Ready at Dawn has created a middleware engine that they are ready to license.
Today, it was officially announced that Ready at Dawn, the studio responsible for God of War: Chains of Olympus and the Wii Okami port, will be entering the market of engine licensing.
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