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Who Would Win?

Beat 'Em Up Team Battle!

Week four, here we go!

This time around though is a bit different, for we’re going to a massive battle team match! Crawling out from the 8 and 16-bit eras are the Ninja Turtles and the Battletoads, ready to slice, dice, maul, and gouge their way to the top!

But a 4 on 3 fight isn’t exactly fair now, is it? Which is why you, the puppet masters of their fate get to choose the 4th combatant to aid the Battletoads. The extra warrior was an easy choice seeing how they once fought alongside the Battletoads, meaning you get to pick either Jimmy or Billy from Double Dragon to aid Pimple, Zitz, and Rash to a potential victory.

But will the fearsome and polymorphic fists and feet be enough to conquer the Ninja Turtles, who bolster katanas, sais, nunchucks, and a staff? Who knows, for this is a battle in which you decide the winner! So let the battling commence and let us declare: Who Would Win!?

Essential Rules


Three rounds, winner of two takes the overall victory.



Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael VERSUS Pimple, Rash, Zitz, Billy/Jimmy



Round 1: Deep within the sewers, near the Turtles lair.

Round 2: On an alien planet with plenty of discarded robot parts ripe for wielding.

Round 3: Streets of New York City with a few discarded parts for weapons for the Toads and Dragon, yet the Turtles know the lay of the land.


Abilities allowed in battle?

Anything goes, from standardized weapons to morphing limbs!





10/13/2014 at 03:09 PM

TMNT for the win...  all three rounds.

Chris Yarger Community Manager

10/13/2014 at 03:15 PM

Aw snap..
I think this is the first claim for a sweep so far in Who Would Win!


10/14/2014 at 08:30 AM

I am sure that my 8 year old nephew would also agree with me.  He also would probably ask who are the Battletoads?


10/14/2014 at 01:38 PM

hands down the Ninja Turtles. theya re NINJAS that are TURTLES. What's the worst that toads that do batttle can do? They can just fight, The turtles know ninjitsu. Even with Billy or Jimmy involved they are just streetfighter/martial artists. Not enough to carry them against ninjas.


10/14/2014 at 01:46 PM

The Ninja Turtles kicked the asses of the Punk Frogs created by Shredder, so the Battletoads don't stand a chance.

The Last Ninja

10/14/2014 at 03:28 PM

Ninjas always win, whether it's against pirates or ugly toad fighters. 

Remy LeBeau

10/15/2014 at 01:38 AM

I'll be the odd man out and vote on the Toads. Mainly because of how massive their fists and feet become upon landing a combo. Plus they mysteriously grow giant ram horns when ramming into enemies. They gotta be hardcore if they can survive the Turbo Tunnels.

Billy or Jimmy Lee would help out too though with their arsenal of cyclone kicks, hyper knees, and magic if we're talking DD Neon. Cool

Matt Snee Staff Writer

10/15/2014 at 11:56 AM

the peeps from Golden Axe would come in and kick all these asses!

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