BaD#12: Don't Shit Your Pants, A (Light NSFW) Web Game Recommendation

On 02/17/2015 at 07:32 PM by Alex-C25

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An inspirational game about the struggles of a man against his internal dilemmas..... pfft, yeah right.

Don't Shit Your Pants is a text Adventure Game (though hilariously branded as a Survival Horror) ala Zork, where you play a man that needs to really poop on the bathroom. This is where you get into the picture, as you guide the man with the text commands. Hilarity ensues to say the least. The game makes you think outside the box and there are ten endings avaiable to discover, although completing the game without consulting a guide is quite a challenge.

I gotta be honest, this game made me laugh uncotrollably when I played it for the first time. It's potty humour, but it's done so great here, and some of the endings (and methods) are equally hilarious. You also shouldn't worry about nudity, as thankfully there's no penis drawn once you get your character pantless, though i'll leave a NSFW (combined with the shit) warning just in case.

Don't mind potty humour? Wanna have a good laugh? Need something short and free to pass time? Then go here. Though maybe you should go to the bathroom before playing....

jgusw

02/17/2015 at 07:43 PM

I'll check it out. It sounds fun.

Alex-C25

02/17/2015 at 10:51 PM

It is indeed very fun

mothman

02/17/2015 at 07:55 PM

The title alone made me laugh. I reminded me of those silly board games like Don't Wake Daddy except with shit and pants. :)

02/17/2015 at 10:52 PM

What is that board game even about? :P

02/18/2015 at 07:57 AM

A short video is worth at least a 100 words.

Aboboisdaman

02/17/2015 at 08:21 PM

When I read the title of this blog, my first thought was that it was going to be some NFSW game that people shouldn't get outraged about. Not the exact literal name of the game lol. Well played, Alex. Well played.

02/17/2015 at 10:53 PM

Heh, thanks, even if it wasn't my intention :P

Cary Woodham

02/17/2015 at 08:33 PM

Speaking of potty humor, I recently reviewed a card game called "Poop: The Game."

http://www.gamerdad.com/blog/2015/02/13/unplugged-poop-the-game/

Matt Snee Staff Writer

02/17/2015 at 09:12 PM

OMG.

02/17/2015 at 11:03 PM

That game sounds like all kinds of fun.

Super Step Contributing Writer

02/17/2015 at 09:02 PM

Ha! Interesting. I can't get the guy to do anything. He doesn't know how to do anything.

02/17/2015 at 11:04 PM

Maybe I should have said that it is not entirely free

02/18/2015 at 02:32 AM

I have to pay for commands he understands?

02/18/2015 at 07:24 PM

Well, look at the door and think what you have to do and type :P

02/18/2015 at 08:00 PM

I typed about a million different versions of "go to the door" and "walk toward the door" last I played. Nothing. I did get him to shit his pants by telling him to go to the bathroom.

02/18/2015 at 10:13 PM

Welp, i'm gonna give a clue: you have a door. Now, to get to the other room, what do you do with the door?

02/18/2015 at 10:39 PM

open door

02/18/2015 at 10:54 PM

I'm kinda giving it away: what is the action for opening a door?

02/19/2015 at 11:09 AM

Well how the hell should i know push or pull door?!

But I did beat it. Just couldn't get the first command lol

daftman

02/18/2015 at 08:19 AM

I love things like this where they put this huge importance on some mundane thing. Let me go dig out my inner 12-year-old

02/18/2015 at 07:34 PM

It's the power of Mundane Made Awesome my friend. I played this for the first time when I was around 14 years old, so it came at a very good time :P

KnightDriver

02/19/2015 at 02:08 AM

I got in the bathroom, but time ended and I shit my pants before I could pull them down. LOL

02/19/2015 at 05:34 PM

Happens to everyone :P

PixlBit

BaD#12: Don't Shit Your Pants, A (Light NSFW) Web Game Recommendation

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