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The mailbag plans to take a break from feeding on zebras this week, just for you!

So, have something to say to anyone at PixlBit about E3? Requests? Predictions? Hopes? Dreams? Nightmares? If you do, know the mailbag loves to eat that kind of thing up, and perhaps, if you send it those messages and letters, I'll save a few bucks on zebra-traps.

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The bear and bird's original N64 adventure.

I never owned this one back during its time. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure some of you would consider that to be blasphemy, but what can I say? I actually never even heard of it, but this was before the widespread days of the Internet, and I never heard anyone talk about it. It wasn't until I started collecting that I bought this game. I completed it then, but I haven't really played it since that time.

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You're probably better off saving up for a real Lamborghini.

With a nonsensical name like that, I wasn't expecting anything much out of this one. Once discovering that it was published by Titus, the same nefarious company infamous for releasing contenders for "best worst game ever" such as Superman 64 and Carmageddon, I dropped the cartridge in shock and horror. However, I'm on a mission. Mustering up as much determination as I could, I picked it up and popped it into the Nintendo 64's cartridge slot, with sour memories of Carmageddon now flooding back.

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What do you get when you cross Time Magazine, mini-games, and a mysterious, finicky, miserly cat?

I'm not quite sure, but I certainly know the reality of the hybrid would be much more enriching than whatever it is Sukeban Shachou Rena provides. The game begins with the cat I'm assuming is Rena sleeping on her (his?) desk. Forgive me for not knowing much about the cat's gender, but I'm pretty sure Rena is female. Anyway, I believe the cat finds the two subordinates are mostly incompetent, and thus determines that a new intern must be hired to compensate for how foolish and inept the first two human workers are.

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Real combat, plastic men.

Have I used that line yet?

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