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Well here we are once again. A halfway point BaD challenge and the day that we either love or dread has arrived: Valentine’s Day. In prior BaD postings during this time, I took the chance to help share to you all in how I was able to be the paragon of manliness that stands before you today. This quest to become so ruggedly handsome and suave has never been an easy one for me. I had to strive and persevere thru many a lonely night as I tried to refine and perfect my technique in wooing the ladies. True I was halfway to becoming the “40 year old virgin” given the time and dedication needed be so chalked full of balls but in the end after all the training, after all the lessons and after all the research, it all finally paid off.

It’s because of this that I decided to share my personal “shortcuts” to reach this level of manliness so that others may not have endure as long as I had to in reaching this pinnacle. So no need to punch parked cars, eat bark right off the tree or drink insanely amounts of liquor just to gain the courage to do the incredibility stupid to impress the ladies. Instead why not go back to past postings on the subject. Instead of learning from me, why not learn from one of the best. From someone and I quote from this tutorial video “a man who’s so damn rugged and chalked full of balls, that he’ll defy the laws of physics just to get himself a right piece of tail”. Of course I speak none other than Kintaro Oe, the “muthaeffin Golden Boy”.

Or perhaps an even earlier video about the Love that is of Hina: Again! A video that shows it doesn’t matter how many pummeling’s you get just so long as you get the girl in the end!

But in the end I will admit that it was video games that helped me the most in honing my skills in the conquest of true romance. Now I know what you’re thinking: But NSonic79, cuddly studdly piece of man meat that I can only dream of becoming in my wildest fantasies? How can a mere game help you to achieve such levels of awesomeness that there should be a real life achievement/trophy sound effect made whenever one earns it? The answer of course is simple: video game love interests. Video games are not all about gunning down bad guys and blowing things to smithereens. You have to deal with the various love interests available in these games. Some of course are optional but still a handy help in being able to maneuver the fast and furious traffic lanes of love. So why not relax and watch this video, after seeing the other two of course, to see if your particular love interest made this list from watchmojo.com. I guarantee that some choices will surprise you. I myself just wished Tifa Lockhart was on the list. A top ten of love interests and she’s not among them, not even an honorable mention? For shame!

 

Happy Valentine’s Day Everybody! Go forth and conquer!

BaD Though of the Day:

The line “Now prepare thyself woman for tonight, *dramatic pause*, we fornicate.” is never a good icebreaker/pick up line to use on Valentine’s Day. Or any day actual. Never. Ever. Never. Ever. Do not attempt.

You’re welcome.

Ta-ta

“N”