STAGE SELECT:
Ooh, I hate this question. No offense intended, I feel it's just one of my real life monkey paw types of situations. I wanted a new Castlevania for years (not that Bloodstained isn't great but I was open to it) and I got a, real quote, "Erotic Violence" pachislot machine followed by a mobile game that had a beta test in North America, released only in Canada, then was cancelled in the US at the last minute, only to somehow arrive years later but only on Apple Arcade? No idea. I am a Mirror's Edge fan and then years later Catalyst came out which got rid of all the hand-crafted levels and for whatever reason triple-downed on the much maligned combat. True story, it doesn't quite count but I almost backed Mighty No. 9 for $99 but was "saved" at the last minute due to some bad news. Heck, just today it was announced that Sk4te (pronounced Skuh-number four-teh of course), a revival that surprised the heck out of me, is going to be some sort of multiplayer F2P mess so not exactly looking forward to that anymore. Great stuff. I could go on and on. While I kinda like the game, my sibling still owns a Deus Ex: Invisible War preorder t-shirt, and this was somehow even before I really got into the series. Okay, that's enough. TONY HAWK 5!
But let's ruin some more series why not, I'll just blame *you* guys when they announce some NFT garbage literally the day after this airs or something. And I'll try and pick some oddballs so that doesn't happen.
Number 3: Goemon aka Mystical Ninja. A bunch of decent SNES games and two really solid N64 games, that's enough to rake in the nostalgia vibes, so why not? Oh, wait, more Pachislot, damn. Actually, one of the reasons I wanted to bring this up is that I did play the Nintendo DS version in Japanese (which was the last real sequel) and thought it was really decent. Maybe too "this is a Nintendo DS game with Nintendo DS controls dammit!" but that's certainly not unique for its time. Heavily Japanese, some voice acting, and with a unique font and text layout, there was no chance of it being localized despite them also putting money into a GBA collection for Japan at the time.
Number 2: Boktai. A charming little adventure/stealth series with lots of action and puzzles, the director, who is not Kojima, is still at Konami and working on an unannounced game. But it's not going to be Boktai, I'll tell you that. Maybe more Metal Gear: Survive, if you're lucky (?). The final one, Lunar Knights, wasn't as good as the first two but I remember it had its charm. But maybe it's good to be optimistic? Even if it's rainin' cats 'n' dogs, a sunflower holds its head up high. Taiyooooooooooh!
Number 1: How about Kid Icarus? I actually don't know much about the Nintendo 3DS one but I always hear good things if you don't mind the controls instantly transforming your hands into little lobster claws. They should remake that, I don't even care if they have to totally redo it, or just do a non-sequel like Star Fox Zero. Smash Bros is over, right, what else is Sora Ltd. doing? Certainly nothing as important as Kid Icarus.
Edit: Okay, somebody already said Kid Icarus. My other go-to for this was Ape Escape, but with Japan Studio recently closing I don't see that happening soon. How about Mega Man Battle Network, another favorite of mine? The collection was just announced, maybe it'll do so well they'll revive the series.
VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH:
We go to a match already on its last legs. Commander Shepard and slightly edgier Commander Shepard are standing over the struggling, beaten body of Jolee Bindo, the last Knights of the Old Republic holdouts, giving each other a high five and a slightly edgier high five. But, wait, "A Better Beginning" starts to play, and here comes Sara Ryder down the runway with a folding chair, joining the more acclaimed Shepard twins in glory! It's all over. BAM! Sara has instead attacked her much more famous Shepard twins, a class heel turn, knocking them down and out of the ropes! "See? I'm special too! I'm acclaimed too!" she announces to jeering and booing from the audience, followed by hissing and garbage being thrown as she exits while doing various and assorted obscene gestures towards them. "What are the odds of that happening, anyway? A billion to one? Changed the course of the tournament to come. I'd call that quite a destiny, wouldn't you?" muses Jolee Bindo. Knights of the Old Republics... wins?