Cage Match:
Currently, the finals are on hold pending an investigation. Besides the interference from Quest 64, there are also questions about whether Quest 64 was taking performance enhancing drugs. Quest 64 is the game that got a one-punch KO from Glass Joe. Quest 64 once lost a battle against those squirrel monsters on the deserted island in Final Fantasy VI that automatically die five seconds after the battle starts. Quest 64 once got its lunch money stolen by Lester the Unlikely. In light of these facts, an investigation is being conducted, and Congress is discussing holding hearings. This is one of the worst scandals since Vince McMahon's 1994 doping scandal. Comparisons are even being drawn to the 1919 Black Sox Scandal.
Chrono Cross, having showered for two solid days after its mini-vacation near the Stanfield Stockyards, demands answers, and is joined in this endeavor by Tetris and its former rival, Mario.
When confronted by reporters from The New York Times, the Chicago Tribune, and the Norman Transcript, Quest 64 covered its face and ran into its home, while Chex Quest called the reporters "vultures."



