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So I only talked to one guy about the SFA game that let us go 31-2 and land us a spot in the NCAA. he was from Sam Houston and we know each other from high school. He said they'd let us have the victory and they'd stick to football. Whatever, we've been to playoffs in that sport too ... but yeah, SHSU does seem to have a better football team than ours recently. Still, our basketball team is 31-2. Damn.

I got a shamrock sticker that lights up from our friend Eli (girl, pronounced "el eee," not "eee lie") and some green beads. I wore my Notre Dame sweater. 

A Russian chick named Tatiana got drunk after saying she was Russian and can't get drunk. Apparently, she gave a letter to Putin that he rejected once. Fucking Putin. 

I karate-killed some bugs with my bare hands and let Eli go first to the bathroom, which got me hugs. I went with Andy to Whataburger and destroyed my calorie limit. We played cards with Brooke at some points. We played darts before then, but it was taking too damn long for either team to hit bullseye, so we gave up due to needing to pee. 

I wanted to play Apples to Apples, but we played War and some game where you name five things related to the topic question which devolved into just everyone yelling crap out. The movies we watched were The Chase, starring Charlie Sheen, Flea, Anthony Kiedies, and Henry Rollins, Jurassic Park, and Detroit Rock City, which featured the crazy chick from Two and a Half Men (I wish she was my crazy chick ... meow). 

Boscoe the dog is a cool guy. He's also known as 'enry (British abbreviation of Henry). 

Oh and Blake should know one of those 5 things question game questions was to name things associated with Australia. 

I blew a .09 before typing this with a mini breathalizer and a cop did show up at one point for a noise complaint. How's my driving?

I love small house parties where you just drink, play games, talk, someone else has sex in some room (), you say borderline hate crime things and there's no pressure. A good mix of people and genders and races and sex in some room. 

So I did get my sources before I headed over, now to write the paper. 

In about 8 hours or so. 

Amen.

Motivational message: You could easily have sex at a party. 

Demotivational message: I did not.

Also, apparently being drunk (and a little high), makes me better at Frothy Bird.