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Community Poll #40

On 04/22/2014 at 12:50 PM by Chris Yarger

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You just got into a fist fight with the last video game boss you beat; what are your odds of surviving?




Nick DiMola Director

04/22/2014 at 12:57 PM

Let's see... Iron Golem in Sen's Fortress, Dark Souls.

100% chance I survive since I'm rolling with Black Iron Tarkus. Guy's a bad ass.

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Chris Yarger Community Manager

04/22/2014 at 01:23 PM

*meow meow*

Joaquim Mira Media Manager

04/22/2014 at 05:29 PM

That was a boss? wow...

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/22/2014 at 01:18 PM

Giant fruit-eating frog in Okami Den ... I'm fucked, unless someone has an extra painted dog with a magic paintbrush and a sword laying around. 

Chris Yarger Community Manager

04/22/2014 at 01:23 PM

Velstadt, The Royal Aegis (Dark Souls II)
Yeah, I'm screwed... No way I could punch through his armor, lol


04/22/2014 at 01:48 PM

That weird alien General Skun-ka'pe in The first episode of Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse, The Penal Zone. Given he was fooled by a potted plant I'm sure I could take him down no problem.

What? Stop looking at me like that!


04/22/2014 at 02:19 PM

SInce I can't remember, I have to go with: I am soooo dead!


04/22/2014 at 02:36 PM

I guess for me it would be a psychoatic tree from realm reborn, im quite possiably fucked.


04/22/2014 at 02:42 PM

Umm...none. Considering its the last boss from Shadow of the Colossus.


04/22/2014 at 06:55 PM


04/22/2014 at 02:50 PM

Well I have been playing Gran Tourismo 5. So other than getting ran So I will have to cheat and go with the day before. Fighting Bad Ma and his Merry Midgets at the entrance to the Bloodshot Strongold in Borderlands 2. Well all I can say is I'm no Vault Hunter, but I play one in a video game. Yeah, he would stomp me.


04/22/2014 at 03:13 PM

It's Smorg from Paper Mario Thousand Year Door, but unless I can conjure a giant star under my feet to create a giant earthquake, I'm finished.



04/22/2014 at 03:47 PM

Since Tony Hawk Underground 2 doesn't have bosses, i'll roll with Hotline Miami. It's with the black security guard and given that it's a one hit kill with punches, i've got no chance of surviving.

Edit: Oh wait, you meant last boss. Then I don't know.


04/22/2014 at 04:16 PM

Final Boss?  Heck no, unless I had a Fire Magic...  Mezlas from Alundra.

Regular old boss?  Probably, if Tidus can do it, so can I.  Something from the early stages of FFX.


04/22/2014 at 06:04 PM

F-f-final boss?

Jubileus, The Creator from Bayonetta.

I'm fuuuuuuucked.

Cary Woodham

04/22/2014 at 07:18 PM

Last boss I fought was Bowser from Yoshi's New Island.  Yeah I don't think I'd do too well.

Although I've watched over Bowser's kids a few times, so we're on pretty good terms. :)


04/22/2014 at 08:02 PM


Vice's Assistant

04/22/2014 at 10:10 PM

Since all I've been playing is fighting games online as of late, I would say maybe 50/50. Depending on how fucking laggy its going to be.

Casey Curran Staff Writer

04/23/2014 at 02:03 AM

Taurus Demon from Dark Souls? Well I did beat him by tricking the guy from jumping off a bridge, so I'd say if we fight anywhere he can fall off, I stand a good chance. Only problem is there's no way I can leave there without something killing me.


04/23/2014 at 07:17 AM

Last boss I beat was a ginormous cheep cheep in Paper Mario: Sticker Star. So yeah, it would probably just swallow me or something.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/23/2014 at 12:36 PM

Coveteous Demon from Dark Souls 2 (haven't played in days) 100% survival because the guy is fucking retarded.


04/23/2014 at 01:58 PM

Last boss I took down was one one of the gang bosses from Crackdown. Minus his weapon he was weak, and if it came down to a street fight, I like my odds. 

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