
Well, that you did.
And I know, I don't at all disagree with them investigating him, I just don't see how they decided eight years prison was appropos for an idiotic statement from some teen without any weapons in his place of residence. But whatever, he got bail from some anonymous rich guy.
For the record, I have not looked it up. I'm gonna go ahead and just assume they do in fact make dildo bats. If not officially, Rule 34 would most certainly dictate there are pictures of a makeshift version.