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A Quick Update


On 06/09/2016 at 04:18 AM by Blake Turner

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 Hi everybody! Blake here with a quick update, as he is wont to do. I'm trying to blog more often, hopefully it sticks this time. So what have I been up to?

 Well, I had a blackout today, so I downloaded the first two God of War games for my Vita and gave them a go. It's been a while since I played them, and I have to say the first one is a touch clunkier than I remember. That could be due to framerate on Vita, but regardless, I'm having a good time.

 I like the pacing of the first game, and the way it uses spectacle a little more sparingly. It makes the big moments a little grander, and even with the dated graphics they're somewhat impressive.

I'm not entirely sure why IGN gave the Vita version a 6.3. They seemed to heavily compare it to the PS3 version which ran at 60 fps and was polished up to high heavens. Problem is, Vita's not a PS3, so I was expecting a lesser framerate, and the framerate here is generally around 30 with some dips. Not great, but this is a handheld title and I expected MUCH worse.

 I've been in the mood for some gritty fantasy since playing The Witcher 3 again, and this is hitting the mark nicely. It's slow to start, but once it does, it's fucking awesome. It's a bit like A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones for you illiterate fucks) in terms of violence and moral ambiguity, but it's been a lot less keen on the sex, which is nice. I mean, I'm 200 pages in at the moment and there hasn't been one, which compared to the Game of Thrones novel had at least 3 that I remember by that point. And George R.R. Martin kept going on about how Dany's nipples felt under her garments which always struck me as a bit weird.

 Anyway, The Blade Itself is pretty great so far. Unlike most fantasy, this isn't really a typical medieval Britain and more along the lines of Fantasy Civil War America, which is kind of neat.

I've heard this is the weakest in the series which means I'm in for a good time, as I'm utterly falling for the characters at the moment. One used to be the most handsome and beloved champion of his land before he spent x amount of years being tortured in a dungeon. Now he has no teeth and he's crippled, so he tortures others for his government. He's such a cynical and amusing bastard though, and the violence isn't too gratuitious so it doesn't really get old.

 One of the others is an ex-Barbarian who's sick of violence, and one of the more complex and interesting characters I've read. Jezal is an utter sexist, racist and classist twat but his chapters are still entertaining because of the plot that happens in them (and the "character development" that helps make him less of an insufferable cunt). A bit like Jaime Lannister was in the first book but with much less incest.

 I got a physical Gwent set with my copy of The Witcher 3's Blood and Wine set and I've been playing that a bit. Gwent's still a bit simpler than the other card games I've got but it's quick and MUCH easier to explain to people who don't play games like Magic or Netrunner. Games generally devolve into playing "pass the spy" but it's fun regardless.

 Blood and Wine is likewise fun. It's a lot more lighthearted than the base game, which is a nice change. It's still got some darkness and a bevy of emotional weight, but it's made me laugh a lot more than most other games I've played lately. Unfortunately, I encountered a bug that halted my game a bit that will hopefully be patched out, but until then I'm not really feeling up to keeping on with it.


 

Comments

Alex-C25

06/09/2016 at 03:49 PM

I'll try to remember The Blade Itself to see if there's a kindle version and even download a sample. Just to have something while Martin tries to finish the last two books.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/09/2016 at 09:20 PM

Yeah there's a Kindle version. I had it, but I like physical versions so I went and tracked the series down. I think you'll like it if you like Martin's stuff, they're similar yet quite different. Abercrombie seems to enjoy a tighter focus and cast of characters, though it does take roughly 130ish pages for the plot to really start. Stick with it until then and you'll be in for a treat.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

06/09/2016 at 07:30 PM

that fantasy novel sounds cool.  I'm working on mine again, the one that takes place during the 1920's when portals open between earth and a fantasy world.  It's a lot of fun.  

I started playing Witcher 3 but got overwhelmed.  But now I sort of want to be overwhelmed.  I'm gonna start playing it again sometime.

Do you play Cities: Skylines?  I bought it for ten bucks the other day.  

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/09/2016 at 09:22 PM

Yeah I play Cities Skylines. Used to play it quite a bit. It was my chill the fuck out and listen to a podcast game, and it was in my top 10 of last year.

transmet2033

06/09/2016 at 10:30 PM

I wish that I took more time to read.  I have such a massive stack of books in my backlog.  The highest on the list being The Wise Man's Fear.

I played through the first God of War on Vita.  I didn't like that the R2 button was mapped to the touchpad, otherwise I thought it was a pretty good port.

asrealasitgets

06/10/2016 at 01:52 AM

I didn't know they re-released original GoW on PSVita? I always like the PSP games, but got sour on the series after 3. It seems like a right time to revisit I suppose. I want to check out that book you recommended. I still go to the public library since I can't always find something on Kindle or think its too pricey. Im mostly reading WWI history books just because. Witcher took a huge chunk of my gaming time when it released, I almost feel reluctant to jump in immediately. It looks great though. I just heard a podcast where they were talking about Witcher 3 and exploring caves n such with giant trolls and it still has surprises post game. Quite a wonderful game. 

The card game was so good! I hope they release a stand alone digital version.

I also saw Preacher pilot and it was pretty good. I honestly wasn't sure what to make of it all as I'm not familiar with the comics, so I wasn't expecting the dark humor to be that dark. Disemboweled Irish dude and Butt face and all the stuff about daddy beating mommy. Tulip is a refreshing character. I can't say I've seen anyone like her on tv before. She had a great intro honestly. I still like Outcast, although it is much more grounded and slow, but it's wonderfully moody. They are different, but I liked them both. I'll have to watch more episodes of each to decide. Is Preacher going to maintain the action and craziness of the pilot throught the whole season? Sounds difficult.  

Blake Turner Staff Writer

06/10/2016 at 03:23 AM

The second episode of Preacher is a bit more sombre and reflective, with the humour being a touch more understated. That said, there is a scene where Cassidy gets a fucking chainsaw and enacts a scene that would make Sam Raimi smile with glee, so it's still pretty bonkers. 

 As for how it all relates to the comics? All of this is taking place before the comics and they've changed a few things (Tulip is a white Blonde in the comics, and Cass also looks like an 80's vampire.) If it is anything like the comics, expect things to get much darker, much more horror based, and extremely offensive if you're a christian. Also, a hell of a lot funnier.

 I like Outcast too, I'm just a bit more skeptical because I don't know where it's going, whereas with Preacher I'm having too much damn fun to care.

Yeah, you get GoW 1 and 2 for like 20ish-25 bucks? Idk, it cost me 30 so I'm guessing it'll cost you at least 5 bucks less.

 As with the book, if you do read it, be patient. It's great, and I love the characters, but it is a trilogy, and the second and third books in the trilogy are what cemented Abercrombie as one of the best fantasy authors alive. If you want an easier jumping in point for this world, he has written 3 standalone books in the univers which are utterly fantastic. Red Country is a straight up grimdark fantasy western, Heroes closer to War fiction, and Best Served Cold is basically Joe's version of Count of Monte Cristo. All have characters from this trilogy pop up from time to time, but are pretty stand alone otherwise, and much easier to get into than The Blade Itself, where a lot of it is setting up the trilogy.

asrealasitgets

06/11/2016 at 12:33 AM

Well it looks like I need to convert  to highten the hilarity of Preacher, although I laughed quite a few times, a bit more than I would care to admit (The opening little church part.). Might highten the hilarity of Mel Gibsons sequel to Passion of the Christ, although I prefer XMen The Phoenix Saga rebirth interpretation. 
 
Anyhow, I will go to my library and order these books you are talking about, since we seem to enjoy  darkness. I'll tell the librarian blake sent me in whispered voice and then direct her to place devilish content in brown paper bag. My area is very jesusy. Undecided

Casey Curran Staff Writer

06/10/2016 at 03:33 AM

Eh, I get why they gave God of War that score. Vita isn't a PS3 but it's a hell of a lot more powerful than a PS2. If I can get a near perfect port of MGS3 on it I should br able to get God of War running at a stable frame rate. Is having it on the go alone worth it for some? Absolutely but let them know what they're getting into at least. I eventually want a handheld that has a near perfect port of everything I care about gens 3-6. So far Vita and 3DS have come pretty close to that and I'm happy right now

KnightDriver

06/14/2016 at 01:43 AM

GOW is the McShizzle. 

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