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Fuck Goty Lists This Year


On 04/06/2017 at 10:16 PM by Blake Turner

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Jesus Christ 2017, calm the fuck down. It's only fucking April and you're giving us awesome game after awesome fucking game. I mean jesus. I'm going to talk about just some of the amazing games I've played this year.

Nier: Automata

 Watch the above video. It pretty much sums up why you need this game in your life.

 No seriously, this game is proof that Platinum Games haven't slouched. Gameplay is as fun and insane as ever, and with Yoko Taro at the helm, the story and experience is downright bizarre. It's also surprisingly affecting, tugging on heart string after heart string while refusing to do anything conventionally.

 I mean, seriously, this game swaps genres every 20 minutes. One second it's a spectacle fighter, the next it's a shmup, the next it's a 2d platformer. And it all works! Not to mention that you have to beat the game twice to unlock the rest of the game, and it totally works because the game is only around 15 hours long and you play a different character with different movesets and different perspectives on events each time and JESUS FUCK THIS GAME IS AMAZING!

Resident Evil 7

 Where the original Resident Evil cribbed from Romero, the latest installment takes directly from Sam Raimi and Tobe Hooper. It's an insane ride that is campy, fun, and somehow also creepy, with some of the most effective villains in the series.

 In the first hour, you get your fucking arm cut off with a chainsaw! How awesome is that?!

 It's also surprisingly like the original, and it's the best in the series since 4. It just sucks that the ending is meh but you kind of expect that with this series.

Persona 5

 It's Persona 4 but better in every conceivable way. Persona 4 is in my top 10 games of all time. Does this say anything about the quality of this fucking game?!

 Seriously, this game goes to some dark places almost immediately, and does so with surprising tact. I'm only 30-ish hours in and unless it shits itself hard at the end I don't imagine any other game beating it as my GOTY. Although the next game is fucking close.

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

 Again, the above video explains why this game is so awesome

It's because of the little things. Breath of the Wild could have just been another shitty Far Cry clone, but it went above and beyond with tons of little touches that make exploring the world utterly captivating. I mean, you can surf on your shield, but it will break if its not in good enough condition. You can freeze to death. You can ride a bear. You can crossdress and NPC's will talk to you differently. You can climb anything. You drown if you run out of stamina while swimming. There's all the physics! There's shadow of the collossus style bosses.

It's awesome guys... the best Zelda game ever.

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ITS ONLY FUCKING APRIL! I mean, we still have so many games to come. Seriously, this might go down as one of the best years for gaming ever.


 

Comments

Matt Snee Staff Writer

04/06/2017 at 10:24 PM

AH!  I want to play all these!  Too many games!!!

Super Step Contributing Writer

04/06/2017 at 11:52 PM

Yeah I don't care what people say, we have entered a Platinum Age in gaming. Even the stuff with mediocre reviews, like Andromeda, seems to be pleasing a lot of people.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

04/07/2017 at 12:07 PM

I completely agree and I say this all the time. 

Cary Woodham

04/07/2017 at 12:04 AM

This is why I do a Game of the Year SO FAR blog about the middle of the year, and then another one again at the end of the year.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

04/07/2017 at 02:24 AM

That's a good idea, since it's really easy to forget the awesome games that came out early in the year after being inundated with the deluge of games that come out for christmas.

bullet656

04/07/2017 at 11:12 AM

Yeah, there's lot of good games this year.  Too many really.  I'm currently 5 hours into Persona 5 and already know that I'll at least enjoy it as l much as the last two Persona games, which are two of my favorite games of all time.  Resident Evil 7 was also a really fun game.  I haven't played Zelda or Nier yet, but I plan to.  I also really want to play Nioh, Thimbleweed Park, Yakuza 0, Gravity Rush 2, Mass Effect (despite the bad reviews), South Park, Danganronpa 3, and the new Mario (I think that's supposed to come out this year?) .  Isn't the remake of Final Fantasy 7 also supposed to come out this year? 

KnightDriver

04/07/2017 at 10:24 PM

Ever since I played Marvel Battlegrounds in Disney Infinity 3.0 with the Ultron character, Mark and I have been repeating the line Ultron says every time he wins a round, "I have won in every conceivable way." Glad you're on the same page. lol

Cross-dressing huh? Interesting. I'd like the see the reactions in the game. The degradable weapons are an interesting touch too. 

SanAndreas

04/09/2017 at 04:24 AM

So far, this year is shaping up to be one of the best years in gaming in my entire life, right up there with such years as 2013, 2008, 2006, and the peak years of the PS1. The past three months alone have had more treasure than some entire two-year periods.

Nick DiMola Director

04/10/2017 at 11:17 AM

This year has been absurd so far. Going to play Yooka-Laylee today, which I'm super stoked for. Persona 5 is sitting on my shelf just waiting patiently and I also just picked up Nioh for $30 yesterday. I still also have the second DS3 DLC waiting, which I've heard tons great about. I have no idea how I'm going to get to all these games.

And yeah, Nier looks incredible and the demo was phenomenal. I decided to just wait on that because the queue is already out of control.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

04/10/2017 at 11:28 AM

it's..... GAME MADNESS!!!!!

mothman

04/10/2017 at 02:46 PM

Persona 5 is definitely great although I could get trivial with things like What the hell did they do to Igor's voice and why is Pyro Jack now called Jack O'Lantern but it would be nitpicking so I won't

goaztecs

04/19/2017 at 11:39 AM

I'd like to see what the rest of the year brings if the games you mentioned are on everyone's top 10 lists. Hopefully there are more solid games in the coming months. 

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