A slightly drunk Aussie

On 07/03/2013 at 12:41 PM by Blake Turner

Hey guys! I'm a little drunk, but not as drunk as I usually am in these things. I just called in to say hi and tell you about my awesome night.

Ok, so I went out tonight, and I waas a bit more drunk rhan I am now then. We went to the Stro, which is the uni bar, and later in the night, I got the courage up to talk to this girl. We were talking while waiting to get drinks, and then my friend swoops in and starts talking to her and ends up makig out eith her. I was about ready to punch that cunt in the face, but i wasd more depressed thanm angry. Anyways, I met up with them later and started talking to her friend, and we were dancing together (or drunkenly shuffling in my case), and we shared some interests. Anyway, I asked her if she wanted to sit down and chat. We talked for AGES, like I think avtirt an hour and a half or something like that. She seemed really insecure, it was her first week atr college, and stuff like that. She also kept dropping not so subtle hints about having never kissed a guy, and how no one liked her because she was a history geek. Anyway, I got her number, and a short kiss. I shall text her tomorrow!!!!

Sorry guys, this juety made me relly hsppy! I needed to tell you/ How are ou guys?! You're like my second famuly. I love you guyd!

Super Step Contributing Writer

07/03/2013 at 12:52 PM

Awesome, man! It's good that in your case you're getting this to happen first year, as opposed to what happened with me when everyone started turning heads on my way out the door.

But you should still punch that one guy.

Blake Turner Staff Writer

07/03/2013 at 11:00 PM

It's my second year, but eh. And he lives next to me, and wasn't aware. He was a lot drunker than I was.

Ranger1

07/03/2013 at 12:59 PM

Drunk blogging! Better than drunk dialing, lol.

Nah. Drunk dialling is easier lol. This blog took effort to have as few spelling mistakes as it did.

Joaquim Mira Media Manager

07/03/2013 at 01:06 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

mothman

07/03/2013 at 02:23 PM

LOL. That's our Blake. :)

07/04/2013 at 09:07 PM

Yeah it is :)

leeradical42

07/03/2013 at 02:32 PM

Congrats on the girl hope shes right for ya, and be careful drinking and typing you never know what you may say lol!!!

07/03/2013 at 11:01 PM

Eh, I'm a happy drunk. I sometimes reach a depressed state, but I'm not that bad when I'm drunk I don't think.

07/04/2013 at 11:18 AM

Nah your a fun and funny drunk and thats a goodthing lol

Matt Snee Staff Writer

07/03/2013 at 02:33 PM

ha, that's awesome man! you rock!

07/03/2013 at 11:02 PM

Yep. Go me!

Travis Hawks Senior Editor

07/03/2013 at 02:45 PM

Very drunk and very upbeat! Sounds like a great night. Good luck with the lady.

Thank you! I shall text her after I eat something!

BrokenH

07/03/2013 at 03:32 PM

Hope it works out,Blake. She sounds like a beau,inside and out.

07/03/2013 at 11:04 PM

I don't remember what she looks like, except she has shortish blonde hair and glasses. I think she looks like a librarian? Oh well, she seemed awesome, so I shall text her back.

Beerfan

07/03/2013 at 05:22 PM

Sounds like a good night. I also hated that friend that would swoop in and pick your girl. F'n Todd.

07/04/2013 at 09:06 PM

Todd sounds like a cock.

Chunopo

07/03/2013 at 10:16 PM

These blogs are like the drunk messages you send to your ex girlfriend...... You are evolving the trend to new heights Blake! glad your tongue got a work out too especially after your mate cock blocked you....

Yeah. Well I was texting her all day yesterday, so that's a good sign :) and thank you!

PixlBit