Twas the Weekend Before Christmas...

On 12/20/2014 at 04:29 PM by mothman

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and all through my house,

All the creatures were stirring, I have cats so no mouse.

The bourbon was poured in my glass with some ice,

I just took a drink so I'm feeling real nice.

I'll drink it all down and relish each drop,

This poem's giving me a headache so I'm gonna stop.

Greetings Pixlbittalion, hope your pre Christmas celebrations are going well. Get ready for two weeks of not knowing what day it is. Wednesday will feel like Friday and Friday will feel like Sunday.

I've been playing some Child of Light on PC. I just realized that the reason I'm getting killed so much is because I forgot to pick up Rubella before I headed off to the tree of thorns. No I don't mean I was supposed to get the measles, that's the jester's name.

I just bought Pier Solar for PS3. I know I have it for PC (I'm not senile yet) but I thought I might like playing it more on a console. It's on sale this week on PSN. I may pick up the DDS games too because they are $6.49.

Sorry I'm shirking my duties with my usual weekly sales blog but frankly it's Christmas and I can't be arsed. It's not that I love you any less, it's because I love turning off my mind, relaxing and floating downstream more.

Anyway, there's a huge prime rib roasting in our oven, my daughter is in for a Christmas visit and there's bourbon to be consumed.

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KnightDriver

12/20/2014 at 04:49 PM

Weekend before Christmas for sure. I'm playing some Xmas game playing tomorrow. Can't wait.

mothman

12/20/2014 at 06:41 PM

Me too. I'm loving my PS TV. I just transferred my PS3 save file from the first Suikoden to it. It's so funny because the device is hidden behind my DVR and still responds to the wireless controller. It's like a secret console.

Super Step Contributing Writer

12/20/2014 at 06:00 PM

I just had brandy, but it was in a hot sling cause I'm sick. Christmas a hooo.... *hack* *Cough*

12/20/2014 at 06:37 PM

Well that sucks. Being sick during the holidays is not fun. Stop hacking and coughing in my blog, I don't wanna get sick. That's worse than the time that KnightDriver was hiccuping and snoring. At least that's not catching.

12/22/2014 at 02:29 AM

I just got a neck cramp right now. I'm ok.

Matt Snee Staff Writer

12/20/2014 at 08:20 PM

yeah I'm glad it's almost xmas time. I love the holiday so much. My brothers are both here at the house tonight, and we're getting ready to eat dinner. It's nice.

I thought you're poem was great!

12/20/2014 at 08:55 PM

I'm happy you are enjoying the season Matt.

Thanks, you do tons of great stuff Matt. My creativity is at odds with my lethargy.

All the best mate.

C.S.3590SquadLeader

12/20/2014 at 09:52 PM

Neat poem!

Enjoying the holidays about as much as I'm able to, which while not that much, It's actually pretty good in light of the absolute nightmares that some previous ones became.

12/20/2014 at 10:16 PM

I wish you only good things. Yeah life gets in the way sometimes but always remember it can't rain all the time. :)

xDarthKiLLx

12/21/2014 at 12:51 AM

I'm drinking whiskey more often lately. Whiskey is gooooood. I think I may buy Suikoden II later tonight

12/21/2014 at 10:25 AM

I usually buy a bottle at Christmas and sometimes for my birthday. It used to be a nice single malt but they are way too expensive these days and frankly I enjoy bourbon more.

Cary Woodham

12/21/2014 at 01:00 AM

Child of Light is going to win my Best RPG award in my Game of the Year blog.

12/21/2014 at 10:30 AM

It looks really nice in 1080p. I love the style and the fact that it is one long poem. The battle system is innovative and exploring to uncover secret areas can be fun.

the battles were pissing me off yesterday until I remembered that I'd flown right over my second character and wasn't supposed to be fighting those battles alone. It's funny that the game lets you do that.

Alex-C25

12/21/2014 at 09:06 PM

I've been going for beer myself. Yesterday I had one, but luckily no intoxication yet.

12/21/2014 at 09:14 PM

You're not trying then Alex. :P J/K, you're young you have plenty of time for intoxication.

NSonic79

12/31/2014 at 03:57 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, except the psycho bitch on the couch. / I looked pleadingly to my girl, her face fury red / While visions of me and the Doublemint twins danced in her head. / With bile in my throat and no help in sight, I put on a smile and my sphincter got tight. / "This is Rudolph," I thought, and turned to argue my case, / but I must've had a "what's your problem, bitch" look, 'cause she punched me in the face. / I picked up her $300 Pradas, the left and right shoe, / and out into the street, both shoes I then threw. / Out the front door she went in hot pursuit, / Yeah, this girl would chase a designer label like a fat guy after a velour jogging suit. / In fear for my life I locked up the place, / turned my attention to Rudolph and wished I had mace. / When all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter... / I sprang from the couch to see what was the matter. / I grabbed the chord and pulled open the blinds... and there was Noelle, quite out of her mind. / My heart stopped, frozen with fear / while she beat on the glass door with a vodka bottle... filled just 'bout to here. / I knew the window couldn't much take it, / and she was screaming "Unlock it, you bastard, or I swear I'll break it!" / I couldn't let her do that, it was a rented place, / so I opened the door... and she punched me in the face! / So summoning my manhood, from bottom to top... / I screamed like a little girl, "I'm calling the cops!" / I just finished dialing and she was standing right there / wearing pearls and those pradas, but otherwise bare. / She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work / reeling me in with that "you're my big daddy" smirk. / I heard her exclaim as she turned out the lights... / "You know this is your fault. I love you too much to fight."

...Myerry Xmas grandpama! *passes out*

PixlBit