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I like handheld gaming, but at this point I'd rather have portability as an optional feature rather than as the focus of the whole console. It's why the Switch Lite is not a product for me. Games which could just as easily be played either on a TV or on the go are something I've always wanted. I own every Nintendo console in some form except the Virtual Boy, but who didn't dream of a handheld that could play straight-up NES or SNES games? I also had both the Super Game Boy and the Game Boy Player for Gamecube. 

That said, given that one of the Switch's defining features is that portability is an option, Nintendo needs to be paying attention to seeing that Switch games work just as well in portable mode as in handheld mode. And fix the freakin' drift!

My worst accident was when I got my very first new car, a 2002 Toyota Echo. I was leaving school and driving in the rain, and all of a sudden at an intersection, a Daewoo turned left right across the front of me. I didn't have time to stop, and and the road was covered with oily water in any case which made things worse. I plowed into the passenger's side. 

The other driver was determined to be at fault, since I had the right of way and he had failed to notice me, but his insurance company (Shelter) dragged its feet paying me off. They tried to offer as a replacement a 1999 Toyota Echo with 30,000 miles on it. I threatened to lawyer up, and they relented.

The Switch is a lot bigger than a Vita, and the controllers are conversely a bit more cramped in handheld mode. I only use my Switch in handheld mode when I take it on trips with me. Otherwise, I treat it as a full console rather than a handheld. It stays in its dock at home. And boy, does Dragon Quest XI S look and sound great on my Samsung Model 6.

I dabbled in remote play on Vita. Kind of lost interest in it though. These days my Switch is my primary gaming device (I still have a PS4) so if I want to game off the TV, I use that.

I remember a few of the Intellivision ports, the ones that came on cartridges that were basically Intellivision carts with a plastic adapter attached so they'd fit in a 2600. I remember Space Attack and Astrosmash in particular. A lot of the 2600 versions are on the Flashback Classics cartridge for Switch. I never saw an Intellivision in the wild though.

Speaking of controllers, I had an Atari 130XE. Since Atari's 8-bit computers used a lot of the same hardware as the 5200 it was super easy for Atari and amateur programmers to port 5200 games to the 8-bit computers. So you could play these games with conventional Atari and third party joysticks instead of the 5200 stick that didn't have a self-centering mechanism. People tend to crap all over the 5200, but seeing these games on the 130XE, many of them among the best arcade ports of the time along with early Lucasfilm Games classics like Rescure on Fractalus!, made me think that the 5200 could have been Atari's greatest system if it didn't have the crappy analog joystick and all the other weird design decisions.

The graphics on the Intellivision shark game look pretty decent for that era. 

My stance on "free to start" games - at least Nintendo is being somewhat more honest than other companies in using this terminology rather than using the weasel words "free to play" , I guess - is that you get what you pay for. I hate the drive towards excessive monetization and games-as-a-service instead of games-as-a-product. Hopefully Nintendo will never go all out on it like EA, Bethesda, and pretty much every developer on iOS or Android do. It's one reason why I won't touch mobile games with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

Top edgelords I'm gonna have to think about a bit. I haven't seen a lot of game characters that are covered in Dorito dust mixed with Mountain Dew Game Fuel and wearing fedoras. The only fedora-wearing game character I can think of right now is Tex Murphy. I dunno, maybe Doug TenNapel?

Cage Match:

This is actually kind of a tough one for me. Surprisingly, despite one being on a N64 cart and one being on a CD, the two games have a similar amount of content, with Konami even throwing in a couple of musical numbers with Japanese vocals in Mystical Ninja. Musashi definitely got a better localization, as Konami did the bare minimum, and a lot of the Japanese humor fell flat. Goemon would have been a perfect project for Working Designs to handle. On the other hand, Musashi also had the first playable demo of Final Fantasy VIII, lol. 

I think I'm going to give a slight edge to Goemon here. Part of that is because MNSG was one of my favorite non-Nintendo N64 games,  although in the N64's case, that's like a bowl of chocolate Jell-O pudding winning out over every other dessert on the table because it was one of the few desserts on the table that wasn't just literal shit in a bowl. It just played better than Musashi for the most part. It did 3-D Zelda before Ocarina of Time did. It even had its own version of the Hookshot. 

I had the Balloon Fight G&W. It played like the "Balloon Trip" mode in the NES game. It honestly was one of the better of those LCD games they had back then. I had a bunch of Radio Shack's LCD games. Never was interested in the Tiger LCD games, in part because just as they started getting really popular, I got my first Game Boy.

I never saw Lunar Rescue, but I played a home computer clone of it: Stellar Shuttle, which was made by Broderbund. In later levels, Stellar Shuttle had a reptilian beast on the ground which would eat the astronauts, though you could kill it by burning it up with the ship's exhaust.